travelers-insurance:

remember that time i watched one episdoe of weeds?

netflix does

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helladutchess:

shrekyourself:

they put a bee in a human hospital bed

"Sorry sir we have no more beds left."

"What about that one?"

"Oh that’s a Bee’s"

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urbanclictionary:

how do people major in mathematics dont you love yourself

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alwaysnatz:

So Robert Downey Jr. is on twitter now and honestly I didn’t expect anything less

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epic-humor:

whatshouldwecallme:

When I put my camera on self-timerimage

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lolsomeone-actually:

Lol. True

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I found my roommate’s twitter…

egobus:

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wow i really got around on the second day of school

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i met her once and I’ve never smoked anything

…I don’t even drink alcohol 

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i’m a socially awkward virgin and i’m 99% sure that wasn’t gospel music 

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i don’t even have her number????????????

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ryancrobert:

fucking show-off

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